Privacy Policy

But we promise to keep it as painless— and maybe even as entertaining—as possible.

Who Are We?

We’re the folks behind this fabulous site (henceforth known as “we,” “us,” or “that random corner of the internet you clicked on”). We do what we do so you can do what you do —even if that means forgetting to clear your browsing history every once in a while. What Data Do We Collect? Personal Info: If you volunteer your email, name, or phone number, rest assured we won’t sell it to a shady telemarketing firm or that random prince who keeps emailing about his inheritance. Cookies: We use these digital morsels to make your browsing experience smoother. No, they’re not the chocolate chip variety, but they do store little bits of info so we can remember that you like your fonts big and your background light. You can always disable them, but then our site might act like a grumpy teenager. . Communication: Why We Collect It Whether it’s newsletters, event updates, or sending you a friendly reminder to come back and visit, we’re just trying to keep in touch.

User Experience

We want to make sure the site doesn’t crash at the worst possible time (like 2 a.m. when you suddenly remember you wanted to read our latest blog). How We Store Your Data We keep your info in secure systems guarded by mythical cyber-dragons (and some pretty decent encryption). We don’t keep it longer than necessary, and we definitely won’t feed it after midnight. Sharing Is (Not Always) Caring We only share data if: It’s legally required (like when the internet police come knocking). We need to protect our site (hacker trolls be gone!).

We’re working with service providers (the techy folks who keep this place running smoothly). We do not share your data with creepy third parties so they can spam you about questionable get-rich-quick schemes. Opt-Out: Your Rights Don’t like emails? Fine. You can unsubscribe, and we’ll only cry a little bit.

Access & Erasure

If you want to see what data we have on you—or want us to erase every digital crumb—just let us know. We’ll comply faster than you can say “Privacy, please!”

Kids Are Awesome, But... If you’re under 13, please get your parents’ permission before handing over personal info. We get it—being a kid is fun, but laws are laws.

External Links

Sometimes we link to other sites. If you follow one and end up reading cat memes for three hours, that’s on you. Their privacy policies might be different, so read them if you’re curious (or if you just can’t sleep).

Policy Updates

We might tweak this policy from time to time—because the internet changes like the weather. If we do, we’ll post the new version here and maybe send you a polite heads-up.

Contact Us

Have questions? Feel like sharing a funny GIF? Need to talk to someone about all this fine print? Email us at [email protected] and we’ll do our best to clear things up.

Disclaimer

This witty Privacy Policy doesn’t replace legal counsel, nor does it cover every nuance of data protection. So if you’re super curious or super paranoid, go ahead and consult an actual lawyer. We won’t be offended—we promise.